My Poetry
A Few of the Poems I Have Written that May be Interesting and/or Amusing.
Updated 2010-11-03 @ 16:45 EDT (UT-4)
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Literary Limericks
2006-09-10
Did you know that great works of art and literature can be summarized in limericks? It's true. See if you can guess what is being summarized in each limerick.

The Ballad of T1D1.3
A very "Geeky" poem for which I was paid $100 back in 1987.
This gives some limited insight into the age-old question "What do Engineers really do all day?"

Challenger
2006-05-21
A tribute to the astronauts of the Shuttle Challenger, lost on Tuesday, January 28, 1986.

Check it Out!
2007-08-19
A tribute to those weird and wonderful tabloids that you find at the grocery checkout counter.

Country & Western Alien Abductions
2006-09-02
So why did I really get home late, smelling of liquor, beat up, and with my truck wrecked? One word: Aliens.

My Faithful Friend
2006-05-21
We humans yearn for someone who will always be faithful and true. This is about the one who stands by me.

Our Poor Little lower case earth
2007-10-09
Unlike other planets, Earth gets no respect. A poem of protest concerning spelling rules left over from the dark ages.

PCs
2006-05-21
An account with my frustration with PCs. A parody of "Trees" by Joyce Kilmer.

Sonnet 1
2013-08-01
The Damnation, and Salvation, of a Substitute Teacher

The Phoenix Prison Break.
2006-05-21
So what could go wrong with a trip to a storage facility? Quite a lot, as it turns out...

Through a Glass, Darkly.
2006-05-21
A poem I wrote following the death of my first wife, Betty, in 1982.

Karoke
Jaguar Pie
2013-11-20
My contribution to the Coral Glades High School Karaoke Night 2013-11-20 We
A parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean.

Stand by Your School
2010-11-03
My contribution to the Coral Glades High School Karaoke Night 2010-11-03 We
A parody of "Stand By Your Man" made famous by Tammy Wynette.

FCAT Time Again
2009-10-21
My contribution to the Coral Glades High School Karaoke Night 2009-10-20 Tu.
A parody of "On the Road Again", made famous by Willie Nelson.

Ring of Power.
2008-10-31
My contribution to the Coral Glades High School Karaoke Night 2008-10-30.
A parody of "Ring of Fire", made famous by Johnny Cash.


Important: Please Note

These poems are copyrighted. They may not be reprinted, redistributed, or posted on another web site without explicit written permission from the copyright holder.