A Few of the Poems I Have Written that May be Interesting and/or Amusing.
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- Literary Limericks
2006-09-10
- Did you know that great works of art and literature can be summarized in limericks? It's true. See if you can guess what is being summarized in each limerick.
- The Ballad of T1D1.3
- A very "Geeky" poem for which I was paid $100 back in 1987.
This gives some limited insight into the age-old question
"What do Engineers really do all day?"
- Challenger
2006-05-21
- A tribute to the astronauts of the Shuttle Challenger, lost
on Tuesday, January 28, 1986.
- Check it Out!
2007-08-19
- A tribute to those weird and wonderful tabloids that you find
at the grocery checkout counter.
- Country & Western Alien
Abductions
2006-09-02
- So why did I really get home late, smelling of liquor, beat up,
and with my truck wrecked? One word: Aliens.
- My Faithful Friend
2006-05-21
- We humans yearn for someone who will always be faithful
and true. This is about the one who stands by me.
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Our Poor Little lower case earth
2007-10-09
- Unlike other planets, Earth gets no respect. A poem of protest
concerning spelling rules left over from the dark ages.
- PCs
2006-05-21
- An account with my frustration with PCs. A parody of "Trees"
by Joyce Kilmer.
- Sonnet 1
2013-08-01
- The Damnation, and Salvation, of a Substitute Teacher
- The Phoenix Prison Break.
2006-05-21
- So what could go wrong with a trip to a storage facility?
Quite a lot, as it turns out...
- Through a Glass, Darkly.
2006-05-21
- A poem I wrote following the death of my first wife, Betty, in 1982.
Karoke
- Jaguar Pie
2013-11-20
- My contribution to the Coral Glades High School Karaoke Night 2013-11-20 We
A parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean.
- Stand by Your School
2010-11-03
- My contribution to the Coral Glades High School Karaoke Night 2010-11-03 We
A parody of "Stand By Your Man" made famous by Tammy Wynette.
- FCAT Time Again
2009-10-21
- My contribution to the Coral Glades High School Karaoke Night 2009-10-20 Tu.
A parody of "On the Road Again", made famous by Willie Nelson.
- Ring of Power.
2008-10-31
- My contribution to the Coral Glades High School Karaoke Night 2008-10-30.
A parody of "Ring of Fire", made famous by Johnny Cash.
Important: Please Note
These poems are copyrighted. They may not be reprinted, redistributed, or posted on another web site without explicit written permission from the copyright holder.